Today’s post goes to show one strange side of a split.  An ex who is heading out by choice, but not really knowing how to execute the exit.  A major concern would be this individual’s lack of appropriate attire….

While trying to get my husbands stuff out of our jointly
shared home when he was leaving me…before the divorce was final, we
had what could be described as the dumbest conversation in
history…and a tell-tale to the marriage I was in.

He came “home” to get the microwave and a TV to move into his hotel
room, and I asked him to take his stuff…

“what stuff?”
“well, preferably, all of your stuff”
“like what?”
“well, how about your clothes?”

“I took all I wanted”
(a tiny suitcase)
“How about your socks?”

“These aren’t my good socks” (what the hell does that even MEAN?)
“…and if you make me take my clothes, then I will not do my laundry
when it needs to be done because I’ll have too many things”

Not so much my problem anymore…dude.

I had to pack up all of the rest of his stuff myself and leave it
outside so he wouldn’t have to move it “too many times” while he
decided who he was going to live with…

Clearly the ex in question didn’t own Smart Wool socks.  You don’t leave those behind…..

The first poster here offers a one two punch. A story about a friend’s ex, and a warning to ex-friends who tell you way too much.

T from Arizona offers the following multi-part tale:

My ex best-friend was a nanny last year and started sleeping with the man of the house while his wife was at work. The nanny would put the child down for a nap after lunch and the man of the house would come home early and have sex with the nanny. The child was about 3 years old and they were trying to potty train her. The child had to go to the bathroom and when she walked into the bathroom and saw her daddy doing the nanny she was shocked! The child is still not potty trained to this day because she was affraid of the bathroom after seeing her dad naked with the nanny. TRUE STORY!

Continuing the same person’s story…..

My ex best friend was going through a divorce after her husband found out about her having sex with her boss all year long. She was with her soon-to-be ex one night and he told her that she looked like a crack whore and that she smelled horrible. She had sex with him that night. When she told me what he said to her before they had sex, I said….”At least we know what turns you on now! Maybe you two can work things out!”

Adding in as an after thought……

Just a note to the masses… If you’re going to tell all of your secrets to your best friend, Please don’t treat her like SH_T!! She won’t feel bad telling your secrets to the world!

Ah, no discrimination here. All ex’s are fair game.